fyeahlilbit3point0:

Do you think directors get sad when they realize they will never make a more perfect action sequence than the castle siege set to “I Need A Hero” from Shrek 2?

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angry-poems:

this month’s horoscopes

AQUARIUS: dark water fills your room from an unknown source
PISCES: discomfort brought by floating objects
ARIES: everyday items pretend to be bones
TAURUS: UNCERTAIN UNCERTAIN UNCERTAIN
GEMINI: the moon is swallowed up by string
CANCER: a sudden shift, pavement, gentle clouds
LEO: SWARMS
VIRGO: stinging, fluttering, delirium
LIBRA: the cessation of panic; dark woods
SCORPIO: incessant humming in e flat
SAGITTARIUS: ectoplasm
CAPRICORN: swallowed by snow

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spicy-vagina-tacos:

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thefaultinourunicorns:

plot twist: your teacher accidentally calls you mom

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unmotivating:

Volcano In Ethiopia Which Burns Bright Blue!
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