“man i am so tired” stays up for 3 more hours doing absolutely nothing
I never told you to treat me like a princess I want you to treat me like a dragon, cower in fear before me and get me expensive shiny things
my friends’ art is really good and they’re constantly improving and im here like
The villain has the hero at gunpoint. Everything seems lost. Then the hero has an amazing idea: Make them talk. So the hero says “Now since I am as good as dead, tell me: Why are you doing this?”
The villain smiles and shoots him.
Sobs happily, applauds, and awards the appropriate merit badge (#005).